While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for
lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed
their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on
the table and she didn't miss them until after they had been driving about
20 minutes.
By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance
before they could find a place to turn around in order to return to the
restaurant to retrieve her glasses.
All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man. He
fussed and complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire
return drive. The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He just
wouldn't let up one minute. To her relief, they finally arrived at the
restaurant.
As the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses,
the old geezer yelled to her.
"While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card!"